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SEDANG enak-enak aku sedang mendengar lagu, tiba-tiba jak ada sigek YM (Yahoo! Messenger) id
meng"add" aku dgn nama shakeel shah. aku dengan sewenang-wenangnya approve jak.


shakeel0_9 (1:29:00 AM): hi (alu nya negor aku)

hehei_218 (1:29:15 AM): siapakah shakeel shah?

shakeel0_9 (1:29:45 AM): no my bhrother

shakeel0_9 (1:30:03 AM): asl pls

shakeel0_9 (1:30:03 AM): i am noshi (owh guna id adik/abg nya)

shakeel0_9 (1:30:12 AM): u form live

shakeel0_9 (1:30:52 AM): hello

hehei_218 (1:31:02 AM): who is this..?

hehei_218 (1:31:14 AM): from where u got my id..?

shakeel0_9 (1:31:26 AM): yahoo chat rooms

hehei_218 (1:31:39 AM): eh..? (aku terasa plek sebab aku sik penah pegi cne2 chatroom rah YM)

shakeel0_9 (1:31:47 AM): ye

shakeel0_9 (1:32:11 AM): your gamil account here (gamil??kamil??farid kamil??farid koi??eh melelat indah)

hehei_218 (1:32:29 AM): i didnt went 2 any chatroom

hehei_218 (1:32:42 AM): huh??

shakeel0_9 (1:32:59 AM): your id adulte chat room (yaahhh..nang ada aku pegi chatroom gya)

shakeel0_9 (1:33:20 AM): your frirend shifp me

hehei_218 (1:33:40 AM): what?

shakeel0_9 (1:33:57 AM): your friend ship me

shakeel0_9 (1:34:25 AM): best web site is maney make

shakeel0_9 (1:34:48 AM): asl psl

shakeel0_9 (1:35:06 AM): your femele and male

hehei_218 (1:35:24 AM): i never friend ship u..

shakeel0_9 (1:35:36 AM): ok

hehei_218 (1:35:41 AM): i think you'd been mistaken me 4 someone else..

shakeel0_9 (1:36:03 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (1:36:27 AM): i am virey sexy girls (haha palak nya promote dirik sexy. sexy gik pusak Ms Tikot)

shakeel0_9 (1:36:37 AM): u have cam

hehei_218 (1:36:47 AM): huh..?

shakeel0_9 (1:36:56 AM): on web cam pls (alu nyuroh org mukak webcam..sik mok aku)

hehei_218 (1:37:04 AM): shakeel is a male name..

shakeel0_9 (1:37:28 AM): ye my brother name is shakeel

shakeel0_9 (1:37:40 AM): my name is noshi

shakeel0_9 (1:37:52 AM): u r form

shakeel0_9 (1:39:17 AM): you linke sex

shakeel0_9 (1:39:19 AM): sorry

shakeel0_9 (1:39:30 AM): u like sex (aaahhh sudahhhh)

hehei_218 (1:40:00 AM): where r u from noshi..?

shakeel0_9 (1:40:10 AM): uk (kau knal dgn oon kah yerrrr)

shakeel0_9 (1:40:20 AM): u

hehei_218 (1:40:30 AM): which part of uk..?

shakeel0_9 (1:40:50 AM): your muslim and non muslim

shakeel0_9 (1:40:59 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (1:41:25 AM): pls send your pic me (hah..sik menjawap soklan, antap li pembulak)

hehei_218 (1:41:50 AM): haha..

hehei_218 (1:41:58 AM): sorry noshi..

hehei_218 (1:42:10 AM): im not going to do that (igt senang2 jak aku mok polah gya ka..?tang ada aku kenak superimpose klak)

shakeel0_9 (1:42:18 AM): wath

hehei_218 (1:43:04 AM): what do u want anyway..?

shakeel0_9 (1:43:32 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (1:44:32 AM): pls best website $ make link send me (kakya alu mintak website polah duit..neyla aku ada)

hehei_218 (1:45:05 AM): i dont have such link..

hehei_218 (1:45:08 AM): sorry..

shakeel0_9 (1:45:20 AM): pls

shakeel0_9 (1:45:28 AM): pls:-* (kiss2 indah ciss)

shakeel0_9 (1:45:48 AM): my account is $5 u.s.a dollars (nya madah dalam account nya ada 5dollar jak..?)

shakeel0_9 (1:46:03 AM): pls make or dollars

hehei_218 (1:46:20 AM): what account..?

shakeel0_9 (1:46:32 AM): paypal account

hehei_218 (1:47:15 AM): oo..

hehei_218 (1:47:51 AM): how old
r u noshi..?

shakeel0_9 (1:48:13 AM): epaise good make $ website tihs site is band

shakeel0_9 (1:48:15 AM): no

shakeel0_9 (1:48:20 AM): 28 (ooo 28 tahun)

hehei_218 (1:49:10 AM): which website..?

shakeel0_9 (1:49:37 AM): epaise.com.pk

hehei_218 (1:50:21 AM): oo..

hehei_218 (1:50:28 AM): u r from pakistan

shakeel0_9 (1:50:36 AM): no

shakeel0_9 (1:50:43 AM): indian

shakeel0_9 (1:51:05 AM): my friend pakistan

hehei_218 (1:51:52 AM): so u now at india..?

shakeel0_9 (1:52:20 AM): yes (yaaaaaaaaaahhh..tadik padah kau rah UK..ptt la aku nanyak oon nya sik kenal kau)

hehei_218 (1:52:48 AM): oo..

hehei_218 (1:52:58 AM): u a male rite..?

shakeel0_9 (1:53:06 AM): no

hehei_218 (1:53:51 AM): so u are a shemale..? (aku coba mok ngenjen nya tok heheh)

shakeel0_9 (1:54:40 AM): no

hehei_218 (1:54:56 AM): so..?

hehei_218 (1:56:18 AM): a girl..?

shakeel0_9 (1:56:40 AM): yes

hehei_218 (1:56:45 AM): oo..

hehei_218 (1:57:26 AM): from where u got my ym id..? (saja tanyak balit)

shakeel0_9 (1:58:08 AM): yahoo chat room

hehei_218 (1:58:27 AM): which chat room..?

hehei_218 (1:58:36 AM): what is the name..?

shakeel0_9 (1:58:58 AM): adulte chat room (aduih!!palak kau)

hehei_218 (1:59:15 AM): when did u get..?

shakeel0_9 (2:00:18 AM): adulite chat room ok

shakeel0_9 (2:00:29 AM): saxy chat room

hehei_218 (2:00:43 AM): when, the time..?

shakeel0_9 (2:01:45 AM): after 2 hours (cako aku gi makan la time jangka masa ya tek)

hehei_218 (2:01:59 AM): why did u go to the chat room..?

shakeel0_9 (2:04:34 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (2:05:32 AM): hello

hehei_218 (2:05:37 AM): yes

shakeel0_9 (2:05:48 AM): pls send link me help me (sik alah2 mintak link ya..sekda bah..mintak dgn AmirFX nun)

shakeel0_9 (2:05:58 AM): u have cam

shakeel0_9 (2:06:08 AM): pls on tha web cam

hehei_218 (2:07:02 AM): sorry i dont have the link..

shakeel0_9 (2:07:07 AM): ok

hehei_218 (2:07:17 AM): webcam..?

shakeel0_9 (2:07:33 AM): on tha wab cam

hehei_218 (2:07:34 AM): why u want me to turn on the webcam..? (kau mok nyuroh aku striptease dgn poledance ka..?)

shakeel0_9 (2:07:45 AM): pls on tha webcam

shakeel0_9 (2:08:28 AM): u like me (palak kau..ney tauk muka kau burok ka..)

shakeel0_9 (2:08:36 AM): my pic orignal

hehei_218 (2:08:39 AM): sorry im not a girl (trick jak tok)

shakeel0_9 (2:08:46 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (2:08:48 AM): by (alu bye..nang la kau mok encarik ompuan sbnrnya,sbb aku blm mendedahkan jantina aku)

shakeel0_9 (2:08:59 AM): tomrro chat me

shakeel0_9 (2:09:29 AM): tomorro chat me

shakeel0_9 (2:09:41 AM): ok (sorry la sik hingin aku)

shakeel0_9 (2:09:54 AM): you on tha web cam

shakeel0_9 (2:10:09 AM): rapidshare k account kitne main mil ta hay (sudahhh..nya dah start mengereco dalam bahasa nya)

hehei_218 (2:10:19 AM): my web cam have some problem

shakeel0_9 (2:10:28 AM): ap k pass hay ya nahi hay

shakeel0_9 (2:11:02 AM): ap kass hay account rapiddshare k

hehei_218 (2:11:23 AM): hah?? (itok ku..nang sik paham pa dikerepak nya..)

shakeel0_9 (2:11:52 AM): kint ne dollars k mil ta hay

shakeel0_9 (2:12:28 AM): moje rapidshare k account lenahay is leya link mang ra ha hu paise bana k

shakeel0_9 (2:12:41 AM): ok

shakeel0_9 (2:12:43 AM): by

hehei_218 (2:12:54 AM): haha sorry i dont understand

shakeel0_9 (2:13:05 AM): ki u keya howa

shakeel0_9 (2:13:11 AM): urdu at ehay ap ko

hehei_218 (2:13:30 AM): sorry i dont speak urdu

shakeel0_9 (2:13:41 AM): movies dekh te ho ap yanahi

shakeel0_9 (2:13:58 AM): movies to like play

shakeel0_9 (2:14:02 AM): yes and no

shakeel0_9 (2:15:06 AM): u have k make $ dollars

shakeel0_9 (2:15:18 AM): your job (aieee nang ada kja aku indah)

shakeel0_9 (2:15:28 AM): this filed

shakeel0_9 (2:15:42 AM): ok by

hehei_218 (2:15:52 AM): my job to make $?

shakeel0_9 (2:16:01 AM): oooooooh

shakeel0_9 (2:16:06 AM): rele

hehei_218 (2:16:15 AM): no no

shakeel0_9 (2:16:44 AM): send me link i make $ maony 50 50 ok

shakeel0_9 (2:16:47 AM): done

shakeel0_9 (2:17:27 AM): your big hackir

shakeel0_9 (2:17:46 AM): hello

shakeel0_9 (2:17:54 AM): your big hackir (hackir?? pa nama ya..?jutawan fakir..?)

hehei_218 (2:18:03 AM): haha..

hehei_218 (2:18:06 AM): sorry..

hehei_218 (2:18:14 AM): not interested..(aku dah malas mok layan)

shakeel0_9 (2:18:18 AM): your hackir

shakeel0_9 (2:18:28 AM): ok by

shakeel0_9 (2:18:39 AM): to morro

hehei_218 (2:18:46 AM): ok bye2

shakeel0_9 (2:18:58 AM): i love u to

shakeel0_9 (2:19:07 AM): :-* ( alu ber ai lep u, alu ber kiss2..nakpa kata org tok..gelik i)

hehei_218 (2:19:47 AM): palak kau.. (aku dah ingga, moha dan sebagainya)

hehei_218 (2:20:01 AM): aku tauk kau tok olaki bah..

hehei_218 (2:20:04 AM): cako..

hehei_218 (2:20:14 AM): ne ndak kah kau oleh id aku kah..?

hehei_218 (2:20:16 AM): cako..

hehei_218 (2:21:36 AM): ndak alah2 mok mbulak org jak..

shakeel0_9 (2:22:40 AM): hello


kakya ada id yg lain coba add aku..nama nang nama org dari india nun, dipercayai si noshi/shakeel shah mpun aquintances. so aku sik approve dan engkah ke dalam ignore list. si noshi/shakeel shah tok aku delete dari list dan engkah dalam ignore list.


that's all pok~
tataratata~

34 Orang Merik Komen Sambil Menggaruk Geruk:

Titil said...

Bahahahh. Adohehh. Leput mek tetak! Alu terserdak masa kan eskrem tek *cingak!*
P.S. Ek eleh. Madah gelik ngan Noshi, pi sampei sejam juak bercetting tek. Toing toing. Ahahahh.

AmirFX said...

aok ehhh... madah gelik p layan kedak gerek juak.. yah2.. ting tong... haha...

fatin dalia said...

gelik kononnnnnnnnnnnnnn....inggaa kuuuu.... maok juak melayan...wekssss!!!!...hahahaha.

SEN said...

to si titil, amir dan fatin dahlier

hahahahaha..kmk actually mok carik line mok ngenjen nya tapi sekpat eh menyebabkan keinggaan terhadap dirik sendirik jak..

ePiey said...

ha²..lucu..
eksen da xmok melayan..
sak lam ati kdk pa..=D

SEN said...

@ePiey

yerrrr..neyda..org ya antap li laki bah..

Ms Tikot said...

Haha... orlaks ya saja nak ngenjen ktk bah... cdak ya sukati mesen jak nak add kta. Mun kmk nemu nama nk pelik2 & x knl, terus kmk ignore. Hehehe

SEN said...

@Ms Tikot

kmk pkr tek ada la rakan taulan tek..ya la add..kaktok xda gik mok add org sbrg eh..

SEN said...

@Titil

hah..netak urg..dah la aeskrem sik dikongsi dgn kmk..

SEN said...

@AmirFX

yahhh..nang ada kdak gerek indah..teng teng

SEN said...

@fatin dalia

iyer ler..sayer nek cari point nek mengenjen nyer yer...

miszLaiLie said...

cis...gay duhal!!!!!!!!!!!!!wakakkakaka

SEN said...

@miszLaiLie

mst trick org ya bah..mok nyuroh kita masuk dlm skim polah duit sidak lah ya..

Ivy Metaga said...

hehehe..adui lawak eh, mst gay kali oh hahaha..., kenak ktk sik chat pake bahasa melanau ngan nya, kelak org ya bingung hehehe

SEN said...

@Ivy Metaga

gney mok polah, kmk dolok yang bingong disebabkan nya ya..heheh..

Rudy said...

hahah..kiranya nak ngenjen kau, salah enjen..kenak enjen balit..hehehe

farid said...

hehei_218 (1:35:24 AM): i never friend ship u..

*pisan* *leput* *pisan* lagik :D :D

shakeel0_9 (1:32:11 AM): your gamil account here (gamil??kamil??farid kamil??farid koi??eh melelat indah)

cako na!! ada juak aku lam crita urdu 18xs tukk...kimannn!!

kenak kitak sek ngajak nya berYM conference jak ngan ta 2 malam tadik ...

:D :D

bunga said...

wah! ngutikk...eksen tak sen..mek tauk tak on juak webcam yaa..yer yerr.. :P

The Honourable Chako said...

aku takder kaitan penyamaran ko nie...

serius aku tak tipo~

SEN said...

@Rudy

time nya dah start klaka urdu ya ku dah malas dah..heheh

SEN said...

@farid

rupa ktk ada kdak org urdu :P

SEN said...

@bunga

aie neyda..mun ktk tek sik tentu gik kmk mukak webcam :P

SEN said...

@The Honourable Chako

jgn2 ko yg menyamar jadi org urdu ni kot..?

Big Momma said...

nang rajin ber ym u tok...ha ha ha....rajin juak melayan ya...

SEN said...

@Big Momma

saja2 jak ya momma..igt mok mengenjen nya ya tek heheh..

eMBuN_mALaM said...

dey thambieeeeeee... dun cross my purrrrr... ahahahaaaaaaaa... nang lucuuuuu... yalah ktk... suka nk mlyn wpun xkenal...

Ben said...

hahahaha..kelakar habis!

SEN said...

@eMBuN_mALaM

aiee kmk nak ka mesra alam gitew..

SEN said...

@Ben

hehehe..selalu2 la singgah ek ben..

dukunlintah plk said...

nahie pyiarr hei zendagii.. mohabbatin wa inew dengah??

SEN said...

@dukunlintah plk

hahaha..bila masa gik bahasa hindi ada bunyik2 melano tok..?

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-arifah- said...

hahaha..tetak jak maca.. mok juak ktk melayannya... hahahha

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