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Berita tok aku baca rah Kosmo! Online tek


KOLA KREI - Ada sorang ompuan tua ya nang terkejut besar apabila nya miker ada pusak bergisit-gisit manjak rah kaki kereknya paduhal sekok ular sawa sepanjang tiga meter.

Kejadian tok tek berlaku pada Ahad ariya kedong Che Minah Deris, 60, agik ilek-ilek rah dapor rumahnya rah Kampung Perial, time ya agik 2 pagi.

"Taim ya mak cik mok ke bilit aek, sik tahan mok kemeh, nak. Tiba-tiba jak mak cik rasa kedak ada benda begisit-gisit manjak rah kaki mak cik tok. Rasa gelik ya nang ada juak la.

"Mak cik piker pusak nok selalu datang ngepong dak tikus-tikus ya. Paduhal tek nok ilek jak bergisit ya duhal ular sawak. Patut sekda bulu. Syyiioohh, nang panjang bah ular ya," padahnya tek nok diam dengan cucuknya, Sarimah Mat Ayub.


makcik minah cerita giney nya kenak gigit ular ya tek. nya miker pusak kenjar (*mungkin dialog sebenar)

Padah Che Minah agik, ular ya kedak terkejut juak alu mok gigit serta cobak membelit betis nya.

Mujor jak, ular sawak ya melepaskan belitannya dan coba bertapok rah dapor.

"Kamek alu nerais lekak kaki kamek kenak gigit. Sarimah terkejut ari tido dan alu berekot ngagak kamek tek. Masa lampu dapor dah di on, mek duak alu dapat nangga ular sawak ya cobak bertapok dibah beranda dapor," padah urang tua ya gik.

Che Minah alu nyuroh cucuknya Sarimah mintak tulong sidak jiran-jiran untuk ngalo ular sawak ya.




Ular ya dah kenak tangkap sidak urang kampong(*mungkin dialog sebenar)

berita sebenar ada rah Kosmo! Online

heheh..nang sekda kja aku tok. huh aku blom makan nasik gik duhal ari tuk..huhu~~

chowriaow~

Epidemik terbaru

haha. dah lepas cgk paper, paper computer aided design. tinggal sigek paper gik k sem tok, entreprenuership

mmm..

semenjak menjak tok aku terbaca dengan terdengar dar berita pasal swine flu/swine influenza. pandemic tok telah menyerang seluruh donia. setakat pembacaan aku punca wabak tok adalah dari berpunca dari mexico daripada ladang-ladang babi, err dengan izin, milik company dari USA.


gambar tok sekda kaitan dengan perenggan di atas(*mungkin dialog sebenar)

err lupak mok madah translation dalam BM wabak ya, selsema babi, err dengan izin...

dilaporkan sampei hari marek rah mexico nun dah dekat 70 orang juak mati kenak wabak tok. nya kinek tok kira dah mengganti wabak avian flu/selsema burung yang molah masyarakat antarabangsa menjadi bingung. setiap airport2 x kira siney2 pun mala dah molah checking kepada sapa2 nok datang dari luar negara termasuk airpot malaysia.


selesema burung dah sekda gik laporan pasalnya (*mungkin dialog sebenar)


alat pengesan haba pakei mengesan sapa-sapa nok selesema. gambar tok di airport bangkok(*mungkin dialog sebenar)

tok gejala2 mun terkenak selsema tok:
"Gejala-gejala bagi selesema babi pada orang adalah dijangka menjadi menyerupai gejala-gejala manusia tetap selesema bermusim dan termasuk demam, kelesuan, kekurangan selera dan batuk. Sesetengah orang dengan selesema babi juga telah melaporkan hidung berhingus, sakit tekak, loya, muntah dan cirit-birit."


symptoms for swine influenza(click at image for clearer view)


haa..kdak biasa jak nak nya empun symptoms. tapi seperti yang telah dipadah oleh Ketua Pengarah Kesihatan Malaysia, Datuk Ismail Merican, sekda gik tanda-tanda penyakit tok atau penyakit yang menyerupai swine flu tok. tp mun aku dah baca penyakit tok rasanya dah spread sampey ke korea jepun nun. ah dekat juak lah ya owh.

pakar epidemik dari Australian National University, Prof Paul Kelly madah kedak tok.
"selesema tok bahaya dikit dari selesema burung dolok ya. walaupun kurang mengakibatkan kematian tapi nya merebak cepat gik lak. cuak juak aku bah.hhhaaa...aaa..haaatchioouuu!!~"


Prof Paul Kelly dari Australian National University hensem ka sik??haha..

ya jak la pake cita aku hari tok. mok keterangan lanjut check jak newspaper online, wikipedia dengan saudara google. search dengan keyword swine flu or swine influenza


huh..sidak tok la punca penyakit tok..cis~~..

chowrioaw~

:reading::reading:

Warkah Terakhir heh...



*retrieve from gocomics.com click at images for clearer view

Show Me Your Bowls

suatu hari malam hari rabu ariya tgh aku membaca subjek engineering ethics,
"An registered Engineer should hold paramount.....bla bla blabbering"

tiba2;

"croak..bribit bribit bribit..croak croak" hp ku mesej nya berbunyi ringtone katak..(bkn fizl sidq)
bukak la ku tek.."RM0.00: Ketahui RAHSIA Dalaman wanita. Taip ON RW utk Rahsia Wanita atau ON RL utk rahsia lelaki & hantar ke 32069. Talian bantuan 016*******"
eh..salah bukak..heheh..

"utk pengetahuan anda, masum akan start pada 19/5/2009. Oleh itu, mulai esok anda dikehendaki turun training secara lebih gigih mulai esok kerana kita sudah kesuntukan masa. Masum adalah di UUM kedah. Selebih maklumat akan dibentangkan kepada anda atas kehadiran anda esok selepas test. Good luck. Faiz."

hoh..x lamak gik ya..mm esok mok start turun dgn lebih aktif la mun gya..owh lupak mok madah aku akan join masum (majlis sukan universiti-universiti malaysia) untuk acara lawn bowl hehe..best juak..aku pun x penah sampe UUM dgn kedah sekali..mun semester dolok ngekot lawatan ke terengganu..

lkak paper ya turun la ke padang tempat selalu training rah kompleks belia dan sukan ayer keroh, x la jauh glak dgn rmh sewa aku ya..main2 la dolok dgn staff UTeM. penghujong ya masa mok balit baruk briefing dgn mintak ngisik detail dirik and merik saiz baju. kakya ada sorang kawan aku ya, salim namanya padah nya sik dapat mok ngekot sebab abangnya kawen time ya. so terpaksa la mok carik gik sapa2 pake ganti. sudah, alu x cukup orang mok nganta paling kurang 5 orang alu tinggal 4 org.

hish..bkn senang mok carik ya sebab xda orang minat glak mok main boling padang tok. mun boling dalam dewan ya kali la senang mok encarik. tp aku ada taktik ku dikpun hehe. kawan aku faiz ya tek pun suroh la carik dikalangan kawan.

balit ya aku tanyak housemate minat sik mok join. aku pun menggunakkan taktik dgn madah baju loar ada diberik free, kakya dapat raon sampe ke kedah dan UUM ya, bila gik mok jadi wakil U la, mok nambah sijil la apa la..dua org alu berminat. esok ya alu turun hehe..

mm..aku pun baruk start juak main lawn bowls tok. baruk tahun marek start, ya la ngekot faiz or boria kamekorang nunggahnya. bila owh start kah, sebulan lebih sebelum posa juak la.



Main time tengah-tengah panas



time hujan-hujan pun main juak


haha..x la pande glak main tp bole la..faiz ya nang dah terrer lamak. siap main ikot peringkat kebangsaan jadi wakil melaka
(nya tok orang kedah). nya sllu nyuroh aku turun tp kadang-kadang aku begitu malas. mesti nya kecewa dan sedih. but almost at the time aku turun la.

marek aku main dengan member-member aku nok baru ya..panas bah marek. faiz dengan kawan ke sorang main dengan staff UTeM. dak staff training k MAKSAK. ada la cdak mbak famili sekali. anak2 sidak yang tgh bermain-main disekitar nerais

"hantu..hantu..abang hantu..tu..tu..takut2~"

herk..??! hantu..?




rupa aku main marek. panas bah. hehe..(*mungkin dialog sebenar)

hanif kawan aku madah. "diorang panggil ko hantu, heinsen. dorang tu tak tau lagi name ko" hehe..apa2 jak la. kakya sambil trainig ya aku pegi kaco2 sidak and ngepong2 cdak..hehe..

misi aku dgn faiz mok encarik ompuan pake anta team ompuan sekadar ngekot jak. ompuan sorang pun sekda..entah la apa resultnya kita nantik jak kemudian.

chowriaow~~

karikatur

pagi tadik aku bermain2 dgn adobe photoshop. aku pake teknik liquify..mm..tangga jak la hasil beginner aku tok.



SEBELUM: ntah sapa tok kah haha




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SEBELUM: khairil bin azman




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SEBELUM: ahmad faiz bin kamarul zaman




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SEBELUM: engku zaidi bin engku ibrahim




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SEBELUM: store dgn mira




SETELAH DIEDIT

haha..ada jak la kawan-kawan aku jadi mangsa. dah xda kja bah mlm tadik. teknik tok pun aku oleh dari sigek blog ya kakya aku try la hehe. walaupun agik beginner namun aku tetap bangga dgn hasil aku hehe. kerja satu malam ini.

chowriaow~

Love Is Noise

Hari tok hari ahad. xda polah pa2 kiranya aritok. next paper pun lambat gik, hari khamis klak haha. tp ada sedih sikit sebab arsenal dah kalah malam tadik. cako juak chelski ya. x palah, life must go on. lagipun ada gik harapan rah champions league nak.

aritok aku mok try luangkan masa utk mengexplore benda2 pasal polah blog tok. saudara google pun sllu glak aku tanyak. nasib nya sik pande ngerepak.

jadi aku akan menghidangkan lagu best pakey ktkorg jak hari tok, video clip dari the verve, love is noise dari album forth


owh owh owh..bosan~~




comic strip tok menggambarkan keadaan aku regarding dengan penggunaan hp dalam berbulan-bulan tok. mm tema nya lebih kurang la juak. gya2 la keadaan hp aku yg kurang peng'optimize'an. hp utk dengar lagu dan radio jak knek tok. tp boh ingat aku dah jadi tahap kdak Jon Arbuckle klaka dengan customer service indah hehe.

malam tok arsenal lawan chelski semi final FA Cup. mintak-mintak la menang........

(sila click pada gambar utk menglihatan yang kurang kabur)

UCL Quarter-Final Review 4: Arsenal FC - Villareal CF @Emirates Stadium

Arsenal fans are daring to dream.

Their side reached the Champions League Semi-Final for only the second time in their history on a wonderful Wednesday night at Emirates Stadium.

The tie was delicately poised at kick-off. Arsenal were in the driving seat having grabbed that useful 1-1 draw at Villarreal last week.


However the job was far from done.

And they went at the work with gusto tonight. Theo Walcott shovelled a shot over Villarreal keeper Diego Lopez in the 10th minute.

On the hour Emmanuel Adebayor steered home a crucial second and, nine minutes later, Robin van Persie rammed home from the spot after Walcott had been fouled in the area.

Sebastian Eguren received a second yellow card for protesting the penalty. It was a sad end to Villarreal’s involvement in this tie.

This had been 180 minutes of pure football played between two sides with a similar philosophy. However, right now, this Arsenal side are irresistible.

A season of desperate lows and fierce criticism could just end in historic fashion.

Wenger’s side now face the considerable mite of Manchester United in the Semi-Finals.

The main talking point in the press box when the team-sheet came out was the absence of Bacary Sagna. Apparently the right back had picked up a virus overnight so Emmanuel Eboue deputised.

It meant that only Kolo Toure was first-choice in t
he defensive five. Manuel Almunia (ankle), William Gallas (knee) and Gael Clichy (back) had hurt themselves in the first leg of this tie. Johan Djourou damaged his knee on Saturday.

Fit-again Mikael Silvestre was making his first start since January 3 and left back Kieran Gibbs had never been on from the start in a Champions League tie. Van Persie passed a fitness test on his groin to start up front alongside Adebayor.

Samir Nasri and Walcott were either side of Alex Song and Cesc Fabregas in midfield. Denilson dropped to the bench where he joined the returning Eduardo and Abou Diaby.

For their part, Villarreal had lost Santi Cazorla before the home tie and the influential Marcos Senna at the weekend. However, unlike last w
eek, Manuel Pellegrini named Robert Pires in his starting line-up.

The former Arsenal midfielder was still applauding a richly-deserved ovation from the home fans when the game kicked off.


The pace had been relenting from the off at El Madrigal last week and it was exactly the same this evening.

Only this time both sides were at it.

Eight days ago Villarreal bossed the first half only for Arsenal to take over after the break. Tonight it was more level in the opening stag
es but the home side would take a 10th-minute lead.

Before that, Walcott’s low cross was missed by Gonzalo Rodriguez at the near post and Fabregas collected before clipping a cross to Van Persie who nodded over.

At the other end, Giuseppe Rossi’s deep free-kick was volleyed straight at Fabianski by Diego Godin at the far post.

Fabregas then reached the byline and cut the ball back to Adebayor who twisted into space but could not quite control the ball.

Both sides were full of pace and passing but Arsenal had the edge in both departments and would deserve their lead.

Fabregas touched on a right-wing pass from Eboue and Godin slipped to allow Walcott clear into the channel. It was one-on-one but the E
ngland winger still had options to his left.

He decided to go it alone and was proved right. He expertly scooped a shot over Diego Lopez and the ball seemed to hang for an eternity before dropping into the far side of the net.


Arsenal's 1st goal(*mungkin dialog sebenar)



Pires’ shot deflected dangerously wide in the 16th minute and Bruno had an effort blocked shortly afterwards.


Despite that Arsenal were still the better side. Adebayor saw a header clutched on the line by Lopez and then fell foul of the offside flag a couple of minutes later as Arsenal continued to create.

On the half-hour, they thought they had scored again. Mati Fernandez hauled down Fabregas just outside the Villarreal area and Van Persie’s fast, dipping free-kick was palmed out by Lopez at the far post.

Adebayor was quick to pounce and nodded the ball goalward, the backtracking Pires inadvertently chested it further towards the net only for Rodriguez to hack it off the line.

Arsenal claimed the goal but replays proved referee Wolfgang Stark had called correctly.

Fernandez planted a tame free-kick into the hands of Fabianski towards the interval but, in truth, another Arsenal goal seemed the more likely.

Adebayor nearly profited in the six-yard area after Van Persie had pressured Rodriguez into an error and then the Togolese striker failed to capitalise following fine work from Eboue and Walcott down the right.

But Villarreal were very much in the game and saved arguably their best chance of the half for injury time. Fernandez fired over a corner and Godin smuggled a header just over bar.

Both the crowd and the players needed the interval. It had been a breathless first half but it was Arsenal who had the crucial advantage.
All they had to hold on.

But, then, that is not the Arsenal way is it?

The start of the second half was more of the same. Villarreal were purposeful and precise but they were playing a passing game that Wenger’s has distilled to perfection at this Club down the years.

It was the Sorcerers versus the Apprentices.

On the hour, Van Persie pirouetted into space on the edge of the area and measured a pass to Adebayor on the left of the area. The striker prodded his shot past Lopez and into the far corner. It was his 16th goal of the season, his sixth in six Champions League starts this season and the cue for pandemonium at Emirates Stadium.

Four Arsenal players – Adebayor, Eboue, Silvestre and Song - danced by the corner flag. Even Arsène Wenger could not resist a jig on the touchline.



Ade scores the second goal of the evening.(*mungkin dialog sebenar)



It was the crucial goal and afterwards Villarreal began to unravel.

Godin clipped Walcott close to the right-hand byline and the referee pointed to the spot. It was a soft spot-kick to concede and Eguren’s protests earned him a second yellow card plus a red for free.

Van Persie hammered the penalty home all the gusto and confidence displayed his team on the night.



van Persie's penalty added the icing on the cake.(*mungkin dialog sebenar)



Arsenal were in the Semi-Finals.

With that in mind, Wenger brought on Nicklas Bendtner and Diaby. The latter came closest to adding a fourth when he dragged his drive across the face of goal.

The home crowd were now in celebratory mood. As is tradition, Rocky Rocastle was remembered insong but so was Pires.

This was of course the farewell he had wanted after his last Arsenal appearance had seen him subbed in the Champions League Final of 2006.

Quite rightly he was afforded a hero’s farewell as he left the pitch.

Pires’s old side might just be heading back to the Final this year.

Man Of The Match: Theodore James Walcott
Flop Of The Match: Sebastian Eguren

UCL Quater-Final Review 3: FC Porto - Manchester United @Estadio Do Dragao

ronaldo loba lekak score goal, owh caption yg biased sekali hehe..(*mungkin dialog sebenar)

aku x nangga game tok sebab aku mok nangga arsenal main. kawan-kawan aku nok pro MU beramai kuar nangga rah subaidah especialy

hightlight game tok tidak lain tidak bkn goal ronaldo. 40 yard ya..bkn dkt..keeper helton ya pun xdapat polah papa walau pun sedaya upaya.

MU polah banyak changes dgn menukar player yang bermasalah time lawan porto 1st leg dgn kemenangan bersusah payah lawan sunderland. 1stg half boleh dikatakan milik MU

2nd half Porto byk menguasai game, tp peluang ya agak kurang. MU byk kearah bertahan serta mbuat counter attack sambil sekali sekala polah long ranged shot. last2 minit ya porto byk berusaha, tp MU dpt ngelak cdak score.

Scoring Summary
FC Porto Manchester United
Cristiano Ronaldo (6)

Man Of The Match: Ryan Giggs

UCL Quarter-Final Review 2: Bayern Munich - Barcelona @ Allianz Arena

Ribery coba nekik atas badan Carles Puyol. (mungkin dialog sebenar)

aku x polah review game tok glak sebab aku x ngga game tok dan x berminat mok ngga, padahal masa 1st leg dolok tok yg aku mok ngga sebab jarang duak2 team tok dapat kita nangga rah tv, especially barcelona. disebabkan barca dah lead sbyk 4-0 so dah kurang value game tok.(mena sik ata aku tok) ya la aku nangga game cgek gik.

player barca x byk berubah walaupun ilek2 dah lead byk. thierry henry jak diganti dgn seydou keita sebab henry demam. barca byk changes, mls aku mok statekan haha..

di allianz arena kali tok bayern main lagik bags dari ariya. cdak dpt polah attack, puncanya dari sapa gik selain franck ribery. tp luca toni yg terlampau isolated d bahagian attacking mnyebabkan penyudah agak kurang.

ribery score pada minit ke 77, hasil hantaran dari ze roberto yg agik bersemangat bermain, umor pun dah 35. tp dlm bayern ada rasa semangat mok main seydou keita tok score, dan hancur musnah la terus harapan bayern. dalam game tok midfield barca masih gik main dgn disiplin yg bagus, diketuai oleh xavi la sapa gik.





Scoring Summary
Bayern Munich Barcelona
Franck Ribéry (47) Seydou Keita (73)

Man Of The Match: Franck Ribery


UCL Quarter-Final Review 1: Chelsea - Liverpool @Stamford Bridge

Lampard suk jadi hero lkak score gol. skrtel nahan hati jak nangga. (mungkin dialog sebenar)



First Half:

Chelsea denied Liverpool the glory of another sensational European comeback to reach the semi-finals of the Champions League with a 7-5 aggregate win. Liverpool were in dreamland when they punished Lampard's push on Kuyt in spectacular fashion. With everyone expecting the free-kick from the right of goal to be pumped high into the centre of the penalty area, Aurelio stunned everyone, including the flat-footed Petr Cech, by firing his 30-yard effort straight into the bottom near corner of the net. Referee Luis Cantalejo then rightly awarded Liverpool a penalty when Chelsea's first-leg goal hero Branislav Ivanovic clearly held back Alonso. The Liverpool midfielder stepped up to beat Cech and suddenly the impossible seemed possible.

Second Half:

Hiddink's side needed a goal to take the sting out of Liverpool's motivation and it arrived somewhat fortunately in the 51st minute. Nicolas Anelka, a 35th-minute replacement for the poor Salomon Kalou, crossed low from the right and Drogba got a touch on the ball, with Reina only able to turn it over the line. Chelsea made it 2-2 on the night when Jamie Carragher's foul on Drogba was punished by a fierce 25-yard free-kick by Alex. With 14 minutes remaining Liverpool's dreams looked finished when Drogba crossed for Lampard to apply the finish. But a long-range effort from Lucas was deflected off Michael Essien and beyond Cech in the 81st minute and, somewhat astonishingly, Kuyt put Liverpool 4-3 ahead on the night with a six-yard header two minutes later.
But with Liverpool needing one more goal for a glorious victory in this emotional week on Merseyside, 20 years on from the Hillsborough disaster, Lampard ended a stunning contest with his second of the night in the last minute.

Scoring Summary

Chelsea: Liverpool:
Alex (57) Fabio Aurelio (19)
Didier Drogba (51) Xabi Alonso (pen 28)
Frank Lampard (76) Lucas (81)
Frank Lampard (89) Dirk Kuyt (82)


TEAMS
Chelsea (4-1-4-1): Cech – Ivanovic, Alex, Carvalho, Cole – Essien – Kalou (Anelka, 35’), Ballack, Lampard, Malouda – Drogba (Di Santo, 93’)

Unused subs: Hilario, Mikel, Deco, Belletti, Mancienne

Liverpool (4-3-3): Reina – Arbeloa (Babel, 84’), Skrtel, Carragher, Aurelio – Lucas, Mascherano (Riera, 68’), Alonso – Kuyt, Torres (N’Gog, 80’), Benayoun

Unused subs: Cavalieri, Dossena, Hyypia, Agger


hehei's sez this: liverpool coba sedaya upaya mnukar deficit masa 1st leg, dimana usaha sidak berjaya. free-kick fabio aurelio nang bgs, nya berjaya mngesan kedudukan off position petr cech.

dah masuk 2nd half liverpool mngembak rhythm yg sama di 1st half dgn penguasan d pdg. akan tetapi reina berjaya polah hal, score dikpun gik ya and it was prove to be costly and back fired his team.

chelski gik mnguasai game..kakya tang tiba2 jak cdak leka n liverpool score 2 igek gik. time ya dah chelski 3 l'pool 4, tggl liverpool mok score cgek gol gik utk advantage away goal. but suddenly lampard menanam dalam2 hasrat di hati cdak dgn gol pengompom cdak. time aku di subaidah semua penyokong chelski yg resah terus melompat2 dan menumbuk ke udara tanda gembira.


man of the match: didier drogba
flop of the match: jose manuel reina


Besok

disebabkan jiwa ada kacau skit so xdapat mok menaip apa2 haha..

tapi perhatian, maybe aku akan postkan review champions league utk edisi akan datang dlm slot yang berlabel Footy Review with hEhEi The Pundit. berlangsung pada 15 & 16 april, adalah second leg quarter-final UCL. 1st game adalah pada 15 april pagi sebelum subuh waktu m'sia adalah chelsea-liverpool d stamford bridge dgn bayern munich-barcelona di allianze arena. esok pagi 16 april sebelum subuh adalah fc porto-man utd d estadio dragao dan perlawanan yg paling aku nantik adalah arsenal-villareal d emirates stadium. jgn lupa utk bertandang ke mapley2 kegemaran berdekatan dgn rmh anda. (saya tengok sopcast saja mungkin ini pagi.)

so sambil itu dgr lah video pilihan aku aritok. salah satu lagu kegemaran ku..heheh


Tommorow - Silverchair


perhatian cdak tok time video tok agik umo 14 thn gya.

Perhatian

ada pun ingin diberitahu bahawa halaman website ini masih lagi dlm pembinaan. aku mok explore2 gik benda pasal gney mok construct blog tok. banyak gik benda aku sik tauk. ya la malas bertanya sik temu jalan. tapi dah tabiat aku juak la suka mengexplore kedirik sesesuatu something. hehe. tp aku akan coba sedaya upaya la construct yang terbaik agar ianya user-friend serta mesra alam.

tp kitak orang boh la mengharapkan aku engkah
fun-fair or theme park dalam tok la. application perjudian serta tikam nombor 4D pun aku x janji mok engkah haha. lagikpun aku rah UTeM (Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka, aku tauk ktkorg x tauk, mun nok dari kampung2 la. cheh dari bandar sama jak sik tauk ya.) tok dah start final exam minggu tok. ishk ada ka patut membina blog di ketika peperiksaan. esok gik ya start.

ok. itu saja untuk kali ini. salam siaran. bagus-tuah untuk sesiapa yg menghadapi peperiksaan. sapa2 kawan aku yg kja ya aku nasihatkan boh ngular gilak mun sik aku report jak dgn boss ktkorg. chow sin chi..!



aku ngupah sidak the simpsons tolong polah blog tok. bila ndak kah mok siap. main2 jak cdak ya, ciss..cako juak.

Pengenalan Episod 2

haha..kla..utk arena blogging tok aku telah berjaya menyediakan benda2 basic..antaranya adalah:


aku x berani bukak palak aku then amik gamba nya, so aku sertakan sample jak la..

otak aku la dimana cya la idea2 aku bkumpul,nantik masa jak mok kuar. ilham amat penting pakey nulis rah blog tok. xda ilham menyebabkan proses kelancaran serta kemandirian sesuatu blog akan terbantut. gambar atas ya sample jak, bukan utak aku sebenar. sigek gik utak aku bukan utak biru k, kali utak ktkorang ya kali.




hamster invasion. hehe chickadees namanya. klak ada masa aku cita la asal-usulnya.


haaa..bkn aku mok ngeso tikus ya (atau lebih tepat itu adalah seekor hamster), mok nunjuk laptop ya la. laptop ya la sumber k aku naep apa indah ya, k carik bahan rah internet untuk sumber post, simpan gambar upload gambar, dgn nok plg penting adalah k polah kja la. haha. pekerjaan sampingan laptop tok adalah k aku nangga cita, nengar lagu, bukak facebook haha. owh laptop Toshiba ku kau lah penghibur tatkala kegundahan ku.




Sony Ericsson K770i

Sony Ericsson K770i. Hp tok la milik aku knek tok. hampir 80% (anggaran jak) gamba2 dlm blog tok bagi waktu permulaan tok diambik k kamera hp tok. ok la hp tok, gambanya nang puas hati la. dah lamak juak hp tok aku guna, dah setahun lebih, beli masa Latihan Industri tahun lepas. agik tahan. awal2 marek nang aku meli kaler tok. tp kakya aku dah tukar nya mpun casing kpd kaler putih seperti dibah ya.

aku nukar sebab nya mpun cat dah terkikis especially area keypad, so buruk la x best mata memandang. then tkr la, casing x ori nok cikai2 ya. harga RM30 beli dari kazen kawan ku. pasang dlm RM5 jak (tp mst mok pande carik kdei murah la).




p/s: gambar hp ya amik dari internet jak, aku x pernah ngambik gamba hp kedirik. tp rupa adalah seperti yg sebenarnya





maaf. tangan ku ada sedikit berbulu, sila jgn tersinggong.

haha. kakya tangan serta jari jemari la pa gik. mun x terpaksa jak la aku naep k kaki or idong heh..sorry la rah jarik telunjuk ya ada ketuat..heh pa jak kah..



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then aku rasa nok paling last and penting adalah orangnya la, nya mpun author, serta selibritinya hehe. kdak aku tok org pemos jak.

gamba time agik mudak remaja lamak marek. thn '89, kuching.

gamba zaman kinek tok, terpaksa mgunakan topeng muka untuk mngelakkan diri dari ancaman musuh. terrorisma ada di mana2. tp kali juak ropa urg mok report duty k kja nebas rumput. mana2 jak la pandangan ktkorg. hehe


ok ya jak la k post kali tok yang serba mengarut serta merepek tok. ketemuan lagi utk pada post yang berikut nya. salam siaran.
(*disusuli dgn lagu tema diiringi pasukan pancaragam sekolah.)


Pengenalan

owh..pakabar tek..?harap bebait jak..saja jak terjun ke dunia blog tok..mun aku rasa boleh carry on aku carry on jak la..mun org puas ati dgn byk permintaan aku akan teruskan..so ada la beberapa perkara mok di discuss dalam 1st entry tok..
bahasa pengantaraan
aku rasa aku akan lebih makey bahasa sarawak jak la lebih senang..tp ikut permintaan juak la kali dak melaya mok aku klaka bahasa melaya so aku klaka bahasa melaya juak kadang,tp maybe lebih kepada bahasa malaysia nok sik formal la,maksudnya bkn bahasa buku teks hehe..kadang2 makey juak la bahasa omputih juak..kotan kita dah belajar bahasa english juak tek nak so praktik la juak sekali sekala kala jengking..mm maybe juak aku akan ngkah bahasa melano juak la dlm entry aku sak ada juak ktkorg dapat nengar (or maca la tek) bahasa melano skit heheh..k la ya jak la dolok klak nambah gik...by the way aku org baru so tolong2 lah ajari aku hehe(to be updated)

15 april 2009
aku mls mok update post tok haha

test..

ini adalah suatu percobaan..makaceh..

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